Puppy Abuse

Somebody please help me! Mommy brought home a doggy t-shirt one day and made me put it on. Mommy thinks its cute, but we all know that I look like a dog walking around in baggy pajamas! Apparently, this t-shirt is going to come in handy when the weather gets colder, but I am skeptical. This t-shirt is supposed to help me get used to wearing clothes. If I have to wear a shirt, Mommy better find me a better one! Unfortunately, the torture didn't end there. Mommy bought me practice booties for my paws. They looked like ugly orange balloons stuck to my feet. Needless to say, I hated them! Somebody call the officials, this is puppy abuse!