Bring Back the Cookies

Somebody please tell my mom that Buddy Biscuits are so last year. I don't like them- and being rewarded for my awesome potty skills during our walks with Buddy Biscuits isn't really a reward. For the past two weeks, Buddy Biscuits have made a comeback which can only mean one thing: Mommy is too lazy to go buy the good stuff. I have been protesting this by performing a two-step process. Spit it out immediately and show mommy my look of disgust. And in an attempt to solidify my protest, I let Geordi eat it- something I would normally never ever do. I believe Mommy is misunderstanding Geordi's lack of treat standards for us liking Buddy Biscuits. I must convince Geordi to join in on the protest, otherwise Mommy may never get the point.

Are tasty treats too much to ask for? What is going on with my mother? Bring back the cookies and the apple bacon treats! For goodness sake, I'll even take the healthy carrots! Mom, if you are reading this.. please buy new treats immediately. Your favorite son is unhappy (in the treat department).