Mommy and Daddy give us treats when we go potty during our walks. Geordi is all about getting it all out at once. He pees until there isn't a single drop left and that's that. Then, he runs over to get his treat. He might think his way is better but I've got it figured out.
My methodology is different because I believe in spreading the wealth. A drizzle of pee here, a splash of pee there. If my parents would allow it, I would pee on every single tree/bush/leaf/mushroom/mcdonald's bag on our route. I have outsmarted everyone by splitting up my pee sessions in order to obtain more treats. Here's something I know Mommy won't like: sometimes I don't pee but do my potty dance when Mommy isn't paying attention. Before I know it, she thinks I peed and the treats start coming my way! Sometimes my brilliant plan fails me (usually with Daddy) but sometimes I definitely get more treats than Geordi.
Yup, I'm pretty proud of myself.
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